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shavingryansprivates:

i was just posing sensually when the camera turned on by itself i am not a model

shavingryansprivates:

i was just posing sensually when the camera turned on by itself i am not a model

(Source: robotindisguise, via turn-up-for-butt)

ursula-theseabitch:

So you telling me that the U.S has completely cured the American doctor with Ebola in 26 days and he’s being released today. While Africa has been dealing with it since the 70’s and they are still looking for a cure?

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tony-the-intelligent-goon:

ashiibaka:

Science.

I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either
scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
the idea to put ants on stilts
there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
confused ants

tony-the-intelligent-goon:

ashiibaka:

Science.

I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either

  • scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
  • the idea to put ants on stilts
  • there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
  • confused ants

(Source: memewhore, via sweetsamofmine)

dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

(via sweetsamofmine)

nosdrinker:

is this a threat

nosdrinker:

is this a threat

(via habituallyhomosexual)

camptakota:

frostingpeetaswounds:

camptakota:

you put the killing thing between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do the killing

you put your mouth on a dirty sign for a tumblr post

i’ve put my mouth on worse

camptakota:

frostingpeetaswounds:

camptakota:

you put the killing thing between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do the killing

you put your mouth on a dirty sign for a tumblr post

i’ve put my mouth on worse

(via justthe-little-things)

corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

(via habituallyhomosexual)

"w is not a vowel"

every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)

I saw this post without it’s accompaniment and dead ass stared at it for 10 minutes growing angrier and angrier as to why the fuck I didn’t understand a post with over 80 thousand notes

(via spicy-vagina-tacos)

(via habituallyhomosexual)

flygoing:

she likes carrying around random rags for no reason

(via habituallyhomosexual)