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attains: attains: if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims...

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:13:10 -0400

attains:

if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS

my mom made me go to a therapist because of this

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Mon, 20 May 2013 16:12:46 -0400

i-am-mishafuckingcollins: deancasotp: wolfcas: but dean getting hurt on a hunt and cas goes to...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:41:45 -0400

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

deancasotp:

wolfcas:

but dean getting hurt on a hunt and cas goes to heal him but when he’s already cupped dean’s cheek to do it he remembers he can’t anymore, so he just says a quiet “i-i’m sorry” but dean shakes his head and goes “hey, hey, no, i’m fine, it’s not even that bad”

FUCKYOUman

nevvzealand: i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:39:30 -0400

nevvzealand:

i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

makkine: makkine: Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:39:25 -0400

makkine:

makkine:

Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society

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Mon, 20 May 2013 12:38:29 -0400

itscalledawormstache: purgatory-destiel: always reblog the...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:38:15 -0400

itscalledawormstache:

purgatory-destiel:

always reblog the wormstache

Ladies and gentlemen, my namesake.

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Mon, 20 May 2013 12:38:00 -0400

laughyourheadoff:

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:36:45 -0400

laughyourheadoff:

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Mon, 20 May 2013 12:34:04 -0400

wartortles: thenextnarcissus: morrissarty: the best of tumblr...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:32:37 -0400

wartortles:

thenextnarcissus:

morrissarty:

the best of tumblr confusion

YOU FORGOT THE BEST ONE

god damn it

basiliskfangsclatterinthetardis: itatemyhand: julvett: fortylinestare: reminder that in POA...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:32:21 -0400

basiliskfangsclatterinthetardis:

itatemyhand:

julvett:

fortylinestare:

reminder that in POA sirius broke into hogwarts on a full moon night so he didnt have to confront remus and also presumably so that no faculty could blame remus for helping him into the castle since he was too busy being a werewolf

Omg yeah remember how everyone was confused as to why he picked Halloween

I GUESS THIS IS WHY

either that or he’s just super dramatic

Wow

dogshaming: I chased the geese into the pond I think someone...

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:41:19 -0400

dogshaming:

I chased the geese into the pond

I think someone knows a shaming picture is coming…
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staticsrecyclebin: I’ve done it I’ve created the perfect hentai creature

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:40:10 -0400

staticsrecyclebin:

I’ve done it

I’ve created the perfect hentai creature

how to fall in love

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:39:59 -0400

cheshiresparadox:

Find a complete stranger.

Reveal to each other intimate details about your lives for half an hour.

Then, stare deeply into each other’s eyes without talking for four minutes.

New York psychologist, Professor Arthur Aron, has been studying why people fall in love.

He asked his subjects to carry out the above 3 steps and found that many of his couples felt deeply attracted after the 34 minute experiment. Two of his subjects later got married.

Well. That’s odd to think about.

Pyrrhic Comedy: michaonthemoon: yaoibutts: I love how potato in French is pomme de...

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:39:40 -0400

Pyrrhic Comedy: michaonthemoon: yaoibutts: I love how potato in French is pomme de...:

handsomesharks:

michaonthemoon:

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:

et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!”

(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)

(via joouheika)

annyskod: ‘Potential flatmates should know the worst about each...

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:38:27 -0400

annyskod:

‘Potential flatmates should know the worst about each other’

You didn’t even try,Sherlock.

coffeeandcheesecake: #trying to ruin marriage again are we

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:37:55 -0400

coffeeandcheesecake:

#trying to ruin marriage again are we

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Sun, 19 May 2013 14:32:46 -0400